Fart Joke A
Publish date: Jan 14, 2020
A fart and a turd are on stage…
Fart, the warm-up act, introduces his partner.
“Folks, thank you for all the love. Now, get off your stools and give a warm welcome to my friend Turd. He's going to give our show a solid finish.”
TP, who was watching from the audience, groaned, “Oh Lord, I have got to clean up this act.”