Martian Bar
Publish date: Jan 26, 2020
A robot goes into a bar on Mars
The alien behind the bar says, “What'll you have?”
The robot says, “Water! I need water!”
The alien bartendar says, “Sorry. We don't have water. All we have is dust.”
“What?” says the robot. “You can't sustain life without water!”
“Tell me about it.” says the alien. “Ever since that last dust storm, it's been hell around here.”